Go Big. Go Bold. Go Beyond. -Maxine Danger
Failed Experiments
300 Credits - Tasty Sandwich (Instant Kill)
DO NOT EAT! Actually, you know what? Maybe don't even take it out of the sandwich bag...
300 Credits - Psycho Reactive Goo (Instant Kill)
Subjects that came into contact with this goo stated that all of a sudden they felt hopeless... unfulfilled... as if their life has been reduced to nothing but an empty chasm... Sweet! Uh, I mean... tragic.
300 Credits - Personal Space Bubble (Instant Kill)
Okay, um... aren't bubbles supposed to expand? Okay, so then why the hell did this one implode!? Ugh, this is so gross, Marcus! Get a mop!
300 Credits - Beyond (TM) Instant Weight Loss Pill! (Instant Kill)
Okay, so the bubble shrinks but the weight loss pill makes people expand until... this happens!? Yeah, that makes total sense. Marcus! Bring that mop back in here! You're not done!
300 Credits - Spinneret (Instant Kill)
No! It's supposed to detain people! Well I don't know what to tell you, it crushed every bone in his body. I said make sure it's inescapable, not a death trap! Oh, good point, you can't escape death... Get this man a raise!
300 Credits - Memory Helmet (Instant Kill)
This Memory Helmet will restore lost memories! Well... usually it just depletes all brain activity, leaving the subject basically a lobotomized vegetable... but one day it will restore lost memories!
50 Credits - Ghost Girl Makeup Set
Look as stunning and glamorous as Ghost Girl from the Beyond Corporation's Arrow (TM) Superhero team!
30 Credits - Electrocutioner Action Figure
With lifelike lights and sounds, beat the bad guys down with the new Electrocutioner action figure from the Beyond Corporation's Arrow (TM) Superhero team!
25 Credits - Mr. Quiet Lunchbox
No one will ever steal your lunch again when it's secretly stashed away in you Mr. Quiet Lunchbox, from the Beyond Corporation's Arrow (TM) Superhero team!