Beyond Corporation

Go Big. Go Bold. Go Beyond. -Maxine Danger

Failed Experiments

300 Credits – Tasty Sandwich (Instant Kill)

DO NOT EAT! Actually, you know what? Maybe don’t even take it out of the sandwich bag…

300 Credits – Psycho Reactive Goo (Instant Kill)

Subjects that came into contact with this goo stated that all of a sudden they felt hopeless… unfulfilled… as if their life has been reduced to nothing but an empty chasm… Sweet! Uh, I mean… tragic.

300 Credits – Personal Space Bubble (Instant Kill)

Okay, um… aren’t bubbles supposed to expand? Okay, so then why the hell did this one implode!? Ugh, this is so gross, Marcus! Get a mop!

300 Credits – Beyond (TM) Instant Weight Loss Pill! (Instant Kill)

Okay, so the bubble shrinks but the weight loss pill makes people expand until… this happens!? Yeah, that makes total sense. Marcus! Bring that mop back in here! You’re not done!

300 Credits – Spinneret (Instant Kill)

No! It’s supposed to detain people! Well I don’t know what to tell you, it crushed every bone in his body. I said make sure it’s inescapable, not a death trap! Oh, good point, you can’t escape death… Get this man a raise!

300 Credits – Memory Helmet (Instant Kill)

This Memory Helmet will restore lost memories! Well… usually it just depletes all brain activity, leaving the subject basically a lobotomized vegetable… but one day it will restore lost memories!

50 Credits – Ghost Girl Makeup Set

Look as stunning and glamorous as Ghost Girl from the Beyond Corporation’s Arrow (TM) Superhero team!

30 Credits – Electrocutioner Action Figure

With lifelike lights and sounds, beat the bad guys down with the new Electrocutioner action figure from the Beyond Corporation’s Arrow (TM) Superhero team!

25 Credits – Mr. Quiet Lunchbox

No one will ever steal your lunch again when it’s secretly stashed away in you Mr. Quiet Lunchbox, from the Beyond Corporation’s Arrow (TM) Superhero team!

35 Credits – #GhostClaw T-Shirt

Flaunt your GhostClaw ship loud and proud with this new #GhostClaw tee in any size, color, or variety!

100 Credits – #GhostClaw Hoodie

Snuggle up like Thunderclaw and Ghost Girl (TM) do in front of the fire with this comfy 100% cotton #GhostClaw hoodie!

45 Credits – The Ghost Girl and the Man with the Iron Fist (Romance Novel)

Written by our patented Beyond GPT AI (TM), this meet-cute rom-com novel will have you head over heels for a retelling of the love story of the century!

250 Credits – #GhostClaw Charm Bracelet (Wrist Gear, -2 Perception)

Dazzle that special someone in your life with our pure gold #GhostClaw charm bracelet! Including charms such as a lit up fist, Ghost Girl’s (TM) iconic hood, and more!

300 Credits – #GhostClaw Lingerie (Armor Gear, -1 Initiative, -2 Acrobatics)

Look sexy for your man in this official #GhostClaw Lingerie set, a translucent white representing our very own Ghost Girl (TM) laced with a brilliant golden trim just like the love-burning fists of the hunky Thunderclaw!

1,000 Credits – #GhostClaw Getaway

Take a trip to the Beyond Coronation Resort and Spa (TM) with that special someone in an all expenses paid* trip, and live it up like 2007’s most palpable power couple!

*Room for 1 night is included in package, drinks, food, massages, spa use, resort activities, and any further nights stayed not included.