INCIDENT #1

Lousy bum threatened the bite my head off, so I threatened to knock his teeth out. Glad I’m the warden, don’t think any other Spider has the hutzpah to keep this big schlub in line!

-Submitted by Noir

INCIDENT #2

He’s not my Venom, but… for some reason he keeps looking at me… like he knows what happened to the Symbiote on my world… it’s almost like he wants revenge… I don’t know. Maybe I’m just feeling guilty. I tried to save Eddie. I don’t know why he jumped back in…

-Submitted by OG

INCIDENT #3

So I told the Venom dude about my Venom Blast! He got all upset and started yelling about how he wanted to eat me! Dude’s crazy. Who knew a crazy slime monster would get so up in arms about copyright infringement?

-Submitted by Miles

INCIDENT #4

Caught that slippery son of a gun tryin’ to make a break for it through the John! Either he’s got applesauce for brains, or he wants to blow. Bad.

-Submitted by Noir

INCIDENT #5

Venom refuses to eat. He keeps going on about tater tots, so I got him an extra-large fry. A potato is a potato, but I guess he’s picky! Whatever, it’s Peter’s problem now.

-Submitted by Ghost-Spider

INCIDENT #6

That Venom guy called me a loser! I don’t know if that counts as an incident report, but it was very rude!

-Submitted by Spider-Man

-Deleted by Ghost-Spider

INCIDENT #7

I tried to obtain a sample of the alien organism to study. It reacted… violently. Sp//Dr needs repairs. I did not get the sample…

-Submitted by Peni