Spider-Man: Maximum Carnage is a game I always wanted to play but never could. I had always seen ads on the back of my old comics as a kid, but by the time I’d seen them, that game had come and gone.
With the Marvel Maximum Collection, my dreams were finally realized! I was finally able to pick up and play Spider-Man: Maximum Carnage! But was it Carnage that challenged the ‘ol Web-Slinger the most in this game? NO!
How about Carrion? Or Demogoblin? Or Shriek? Literally any supervillain? Nope. It was these two bums. Dana and Lizzie. Two female street thugs that are twice as tough as the men and 10x more difficult than Cletus Kassady himself. They killed me. So. Many. Times. But finally, FINALLY, at last, I beat them! I BEAT THEM! And the proof is down below! I hate them both. So much.
Now my Mama taught me never to hit women, but for Dana and Lizzie? Well, since this is a video game, let’s just say that these hands, are rated E for Everyone!
Face Front True Believers, and I’ll see you in the Multiverse!
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