Marvel Q&A: How do you Raise a Superhero?

Q: How do you raise a superhero?

@SingleMomN1cole

A: Bring the boy to Westchester. I believe I can be of some assistance.

@ProfX

A: Pawn them off on your brother and your husband's childhood best friend.

@Susie_Storm

@Susie_Storm

Really Sue!?!

@johnnyFLAME_ON

@Susie_Storm

As the husband's childhood best friend, I'm inclined to agree. Bring the little guy over here Nicole!

@SuperPat16

A: Lots and LOTS of online magic classes.

@TicTac

A: Find a nice plot of farmland to settle down in. Quiet, secluded, and perfect for training.

@Barton_Hawkeye

@Barton_Hawkeye

I second the farm thing.

@I...Am...IronMan

@Barton_Hawkeye

I have a lake house... does that count?

@SingleMomN1cole

@SingleMomN1cole

Oh yeah, that's perfect!

@Barton_Hawkeye

A: Well first make sure your kids are real. Made that mistake one too many times...

@sokovianwitch

@sokovianwitch

... You need help sis. Also don't join the Inner Circle, not a good environment to raise a kid...

@theRealPolaris

A: Maybe try, you know, actually raising them instead of leaving them to rot in a loony bin with an Omega level mutant demon brain-worm in their head!!!!

@WeaReleGioN

@WeaReleGioN

David, please forgive me, I had no idea...

@ProfX

@ProfX

Too little too late Dad! Glad I got the invite to your dumb little school. Oh, that's right, I DIDN'T!!!

@WeaReleGioN

@WeaReleGioN

Can y'all take this drama somewhere else please? I'm trying to help my son, not read you two bicker.

@SingleMomN1cole

@SingleMomN1cole

I'm sorry ma'am, you have a nice day. Keep your son away from shadow demons!

@WeaReleGioN

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A: You don't really know, it's just a leap of faith. By the way, MJ and I are expecting!

@PeterB.Parker

@PeterB.Parker

No way! For real? Congrats man, you're gonna be a great dad!

@Miles$$BROOKLYN$$

@PeterB.Parker

Way to take that dive Pete, I'm happy for you!

@Gwanda

A: Bring the child to me. I have raised many powerful warriors, among them my fearsome Black Order, and the most dangerous woman in the galaxy.

@InfiniteTitan

@InfiniteTitan

Do NOT listen to him!

@Best_Guardian

A: Best you can do is be there for him. I grew up alone on the streets of Oakland with no one to look after me. Don't let your boy turn out like me. Just keep on doin' you. He'll come up right.

@Wakanda4Never