My Blue-Vengers were Perfect. But then…

See them. Admire them. My Blue-Vengers.

Black Widow: Saboteur

Iron Man: Liquid Cool

Captain America: Americana

Hulk: Clean Cut

Ms. Marvel: Destined One

Thor: Cobalt

Kate Bishop: Ski Trip

I was all set. I was good. I was golden. All of my Avengers had blue-themed outfits. I was so proud of myself, I wanted to show off to buddy Xavier. So after I helped him finish Taking Aim, I did. And do you know what he said to me?

"Hulk's suit isn't blue. It's purple."

And then I said:

"No it's not!"

"Yes it is! Look! His fedora is clearly purple, like the rest of his suit!"

"No! It's blue! They're my Blue-Vengers!

"His tie is blue! Look! See."

"... Crap."

"Hahahahahaha!!!!!! So much for your Blue-Vengers! Your Hulk's suit is purple! Hahahaha!!!!!"


My Blue-Vengers are now ruined. Until I get Hulk's Joe Fixit suit. By completing his challenge card... Such is life.

Welp, Face Front True Believers! I'll see you in the Multiverse!