Tag: Marvel's Avengers

Me and the boys streamed some Avengers the other day! Nearly 2 hours of action, drama, and blue jokes! Yes, blue jokes. Jokes centered around the color blue…. You’ll get it if you watch the stream. So hey, got some time to kill? Need some white noise? Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show below! (If you wanna get right to the show, skip to the 4:50 mark!)

That’s a wrap! Let me know below if you wanna see more livestreams from… ugh, the Blue-Vengers… I guess it’s caught on. Face Front True Believers, and I’ll see you in the Multiverse!

See them. Admire them. My Blue-Vengers.

Black Widow: Saboteur

Iron Man: Liquid Cool

Captain America: Americana

Hulk: Clean Cut

Ms. Marvel: Destined One

Thor: Cobalt

Kate Bishop: Ski Trip

I was all set. I was good. I was golden. All of my Avengers had blue-themed outfits. I was so proud of myself, I wanted to show off to buddy Xavier. So after I helped him finish Taking Aim, I did. And do you know what he said to me?

“Hulk’s suit isn’t blue. It’s purple.”

And then I said:

“No it’s not!”

“Yes it is! Look! His fedora is clearly purple, like the rest of his suit!”

“No! It’s blue! They’re my Blue-Vengers!

“His tie is blue! Look! See.”

“… Crap.”

“Hahahahahaha!!!!!! So much for your Blue-Vengers! Your Hulk’s suit is purple! Hahahaha!!!!!”

“NOOOO!!!!!!!”

My Blue-Vengers are now ruined. Until I get Hulk’s Joe Fixit suit. By completing his challenge card… Such is life.

Welp, Face Front True Believers! I’ll see you in the Multiverse!