Are you caught between an AIM Adaptoid and a hard place? Do you find MODOK hard to beat? Does your Hulk maybe not smash as hard as he should? Well lucky for you, I've got some completely useful, and not useless, pro tips to help you get a leg up in Square Enix's Marvel's Avengers game! So pay attention! These are gonna help you win! Because they're completely useful!!!!!
Pro Tip #1:
If you have to be at work at 8:00 am, maybe don’t stay up past midnight playing the Avengers Game. In all fairness, I was having so much fun I lost track of time! #Reassemble!!!
Pro Tip #2:
Your Avengers group photo will fit inside of a 5x7 picture frame. I suggest getting one.
Pro Tip #3:
The answer is not C. The answer will never be C. The only acceptable answers are A and B. Never do answer C!
Pro Tip #4:
The inscription on Cap’s memorial statue AND his famous “You Move” quote both appear in Amazing Spider-Man #537. In the same speech bubble no less. But according to Kamala, real fans already know this.
Pro Tip #5:
It’s easy to get caught up in trying to get the highest gear for your Avenger, but gear level does not define you! Remember, gear is not a thing you are, it’s a thing you get!
Pro Tip #6:
Don’t kill Kate Bishop. She’s too cute to die!
Pro Tip #7:
Don’t sleep on free stuff if you have PlayStation Plus!
Pro Tip #8:
When your conversation veers into Clint Barton being Kate Bishop's sugar daddy, it's time to disband the Strike Team, turn off the game, and call it a night.
Pro Tip #9:
Get the Platty on PS4 before transferring to PS5. All your trophies carry forward, but they don't move back!
Pro Tip #10
If you’re having trouble sleeping, try gazing out of the Chimera window on a calm, quiet night. It is very soothing, and will definitely put you out!
Pro Tip #11
Pro Tip #12
When live-streaming, 2 Ms. Marvels is always better than one! Especially if one is in the new MCU getup! Also, put your face and comments in the BOTTOM LEFT! And don't put your face on top of your comments!
Pro Tip #13
She’s a 10, but she works for A.I.M.
Pro Tip #14 - Final Tip
Don't watch sad goodbye videos right before walking into work. Because then you're gonna have to explain to all of your coworkers that you're crying because a video game is ending.
Bookmark this page True Believers! The more I play, the more completely useful and not utterly useless Pro Tips I'll come up with!
Okay, well the previous paragraph was the end of this post for years, but I guess it's not relevant anymore. Avengers is having their final update this Friday (as of typing this) and all support will end in September. I hope, at least, that someone, anyone, somewhere, got some, any use, out of even one of these completely useful and not utterly useless Pro Tips! Maybe I'll do this for another game, if Marvel ever goes the live service route again. But until then, it's goodbye for Marvel's Avengers. I can truly say that it was fun while it lasted. Face Front True Believers, and I'll see you in the Multiverse.